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Welcome to the Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Some say life’s a path winding through a forest of endless possibilities. Well…we’ll see. In the meantime, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will be following that path through the deep dark scary woods every Wednesday.

And who are Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper? 

I’m not sure. I’m still learning. 

Crazy Man was under his bed with an empty bottle of wine for a long time before he decided to look into “this outside thing.” His body exists in one dimension and his mind in another and he’s never been sure which is which. Once on the path, the past begins to slip away and he can’t remember if he has a kitchen or not. Or a garage. 

The dog, Sidestepper, is looking for the mother who abandoned him when he was a puppy, causing his body to stay the same size and his legs to grow into long skinny stilts that make him look strangely like an egret nest perched on top of power lines. But don’t think about that…you’ll dream. It won’t be nice. 

And he walks sideways. Always.

After a short confrontational greeting during which Crazy Man assures the dog, Sidestepper, that he’s not his mother, the two decide to travel together down the path of adventure and new meanings through the deep dark scary woods.

What awaits them will change their already weird lives into…well…something weirder. You’re welcome to join them on their journey every Wednesday, be warned though…nothing good can come of this.

(BTW, you may be wondering why there’s a picture of a bird at the top of this post. I’m wondering about that too.)

Episode 146: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, experience directional confusion.

(NOTE: Only you can prevent misdirection.)

Click here to sign on to the signs.

Episode 145: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the singing mushrooms.

(NOTICE: Only you can prevent singing mushrooms.)

Click here to see what the mushrooms sang.

Episode 144: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost walk on walls.

(REMEMBER: Only you can prevent lizards.)

Click here to see what squirrels think of lizards.

Episode 143: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the deader squirrel.

(THINK TWICE: Before filling your pockets with confusion.)

Click here to see what the ground hog didn’t say.

Episode 142: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, and the great fall.

(WARNNG: Those who live by the season, die by the season.)

Click here to see what the red leaf said.

Episode 141: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet something loud.

(WARNNG: Stop flushing for a while.)

Click here to see what that ugly thing in  the tree is.

Episode 140: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Episode 140: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet a stinker of a ladybug.

(ALWAYS: Check under the spots.)

Click here to avoid the shit storm.

Episode 139: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the light.

(PLEASE: Shine a little light on us.)

Click here to see where the light leads.

Episode 138: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, listen to advice about the voices.

(NEVER: Listen to the voice unless you should listen to it.)

Click here to hear something to crow about.

Episode 137: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the sitting stones.

(NOTE: Let the fly sit first.)

Click here to rest your weary bones. Maybe.