Episode 4: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper

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Wherein the two travellers confront the horror of non-vegan wildlife in the deep dark winter, Crazy Man has crazy thoughts about the dog, Stepper, and the two are deeply disturbed by a gift from the heavens.

Scenes in this episode may be disturbing for those who don’t put ketchup on their KD. 

The way it should be eaten. 

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Episode 3: Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, Meet a Being That Turns Out Not To Be Anybody’s Mother. Again.

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, bare their souls in unrequited empathy, only to face the horror of the worm roots from hell. If you don’t read this episode no one will shame you. Well, some will. But some won’t. Those will be in the minority. A very small minority. But…feel free to wimp out. No hard feelings. You bastard.

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Episode 2: Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, Hungry, Motherless

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Wherein, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find a couch on the path of adventure and new meanings and have a long anguish cry or two because they’re hungry and motherless and nothing seems to make sense.

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Episode 1: Crazy Man Meets the Dog, Sidestepper

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Wherein Crazy Man decides to rediscover “this outside thing” that he’s long since forgotten, having spent gawd knows how long under his bed crying and drinking wine.

He immediately meets a dog walking sideways on stilt-like legs. The dog, Sidestepper, mistakes Crazy Man for his long lost mother but quickly realizes that’s he”s just another insensitive bastard and a world of insensitive bastards.

But the two become companions and travel the path of adventure and new meanings together.

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