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Welcome to the Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Some say life’s a path winding through a forest of endless possibilities. Well…we’ll see. In the meantime, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will be following that path through the deep dark scary woods every Wednesday.

And who are Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper? 

I’m not sure. I’m still learning. 

Crazy Man was under his bed with an empty bottle of wine for a long time before he decided to look into “this outside thing.” His body exists in one dimension and his mind in another and he’s never been sure which is which. Once on the path, the past begins to slip away and he can’t remember if he has a kitchen or not. Or a garage. 

The dog, Sidestepper, is looking for the mother who abandoned him when he was a puppy, causing his body to stay the same size and his legs to grow into long skinny stilts that make him look strangely like an egret nest perched on top of power lines. But don’t think about that…you’ll dream. It won’t be nice. 

And he walks sideways. Always.

After a short confrontational greeting during which Crazy Man assures the dog, Sidestepper, that he’s not his mother, the two decide to travel together down the path of adventure and new meanings through the deep dark scary woods.

What awaits them will change their already weird lives into…well…something weirder. You’re welcome to join them on their journey every Wednesday, be warned though…nothing good can come of this.

(BTW, you may be wondering why there’s a picture of a bird at the top of this post. I’m wondering about that too.)

Episode 134: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, visit the un-playground.

(NOTE: Always carry a bolt cutter in your mind.)

Click here to find out more about swinging. Sort of.

Episode 133: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Road Sorely Traveled.

(NOTE: No road is just a road.)

Click here to stay on the right road.

Episode 132: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will never accept half.

(NOTE: Always judge your thirst accurately before drinking half.)

Click here to fill your glass. Or not.

Episode 131: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower people.

(NOTE: Poisonous and venomous are two tickets to the same destination.)

Click here to find out more about bears. Sort of.

Episode 130: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet paradise with a price.

(QUESTION: To bonk or not to bonk?)

Click here to bonk away the day.

Welcome to the first 10 episodes of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper.

Welcome to the first 10 episodes of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper. Read the first few and you can jump in anywhere and start reading every Wednesday free of charge. But just remember…nothing good can come of this.

Click here to start the adventure.

Episode 129: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the mad moose.

(NOTE: No…moose do not smoke.)

Click here for some blah.

Episode 128: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the stupid perspective.

(NOTE: Don’t get framed. Ever.)

Free to read every Wednesday evening.

Click here to learn frame-avoidance.

Episode 127: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, witness the almost war of the yoiks


(NOTE: Avoid balls of light in space.)

Free to read every Wednesday evening.

Click here for a terrible social media lesson.

The Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, 2022 10-Month Calendar – Free

The Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, 2022 10-month calendar is ready to be downloaded in the hopes that January and February 2022 will forever be forgotten. This will be bad news for some, but blissful news for most.

This is a printable PDF file. Print as many copies as you like. When you examine them, you’ll notice that none of the have January or February.

Click here to download the calendar free of charge.

And don’t miss my second book blog tour for Blowing Up with Natural Bri all day this Tuesday (March 29).