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Welcome to the Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Some say life’s a path winding through a forest of endless possibilities. Well…we’ll see. In the meantime, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will be following that path through the deep dark scary woods every Wednesday.

And who are Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper? 

I’m not sure. I’m still learning. 

Crazy Man was under his bed with an empty bottle of wine for a long time before he decided to look into “this outside thing.” His body exists in one dimension and his mind in another and he’s never been sure which is which. Once on the path, the past begins to slip away and he can’t remember if he has a kitchen or not. Or a garage. 

The dog, Sidestepper, is looking for the mother who abandoned him when he was a puppy, causing his body to stay the same size and his legs to grow into long skinny stilts that make him look strangely like an egret nest perched on top of power lines. But don’t think about that…you’ll dream. It won’t be nice. 

And he walks sideways. Always.

After a short confrontational greeting during which Crazy Man assures the dog, Sidestepper, that he’s not his mother, the two decide to travel together down the path of adventure and new meanings through the deep dark scary woods.

What awaits them will change their already weird lives into…well…something weirder. You’re welcome to join them on their journey every Wednesday, be warned though…nothing good can come of this.

(BTW, you may be wondering why there’s a picture of a bird at the top of this post. I’m wondering about that too.)

Episode 151: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

‘Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, face the fruit fly Armageddon.

(Question: Is it better to be irritated or annoyed?)

Click here for a fruit fly fright.

Episode 150: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, define a dog on it’s own terms.

(NOTE: Being yourself is OK.)

Click here to share a dog’s doubts.

Episode 148: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have floating driftwood.

(NOTE: Never underestimate the length of a question.)

Click here to see what happened to the wood that floated.

Episode 147: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have an electrifying experience.

(DON’T: Juggle lightning when you can juggle oranges.)

Click here to see what happened to the one-in-a-million-lucky tree.

Episode 146: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, experience directional confusion.

(NOTE: Only you can prevent misdirection.)

Click here to sign on to the signs.

Episode 145: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the singing mushrooms.

(NOTICE: Only you can prevent singing mushrooms.)

Click here to see what the mushrooms sang.

Episode 144: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost walk on walls.

(REMEMBER: Only you can prevent lizards.)

Click here to see what squirrels think of lizards.