Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find out what the pigeons knew. Or not.
(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)
I have a newsletter. It’s called Biffed! It can be delivered right to your inbox every two months…traffic and weather condition permitting.
“So, why should I subscribe to your newsletter, Biff?” said too many mean people in unison.
“Because,” said I, “it has many nice nice colors and lots of cool fonts. Sort of.”
“And,” I continued, “it has news of my last books and stuff along with links to free things like writing work shops, ebooks and a contest every issue. In this issue, you can win this…
That’s right…a genuine Doomsday Coffee Mug. Details are in the newsletter.
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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, sort of become. Or not.
(REGRET: When people move into caves.)
Welcome to the World You Live In
It’s a mess. It’s diseased, polluted, over-populated and too close to the sun. But it’s all we have and we’re losing it fast, so we may as well have a good laugh before the sun reaches out and reclaims us.
In Blowing Up, Biff Mitchell shakes the foundations of a world gone bad with outrageous dollops of inappropriate humor. Nothing is sacred, nothing is spared. Nothing is safe in a world accumulating too much ammunition for too few targets.
So welcome to Mitchell’s world of ghosts who have to get the last word, ball-busting muses who torture for the hell of it, a woman who sheds rabbits from her eyes instead of tears, an office of petty-minded workers fused together in a nuclear holocaust and a world where you write grammatically correct essays or starve to death.
But there will be laughter.
This Christmas, give the gift of laughter in spite of the world.
From Double Dragon Publishing (an imprint of Fiction4All)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, might have been in grave danger.
(HEY: Don’t be a target.)
Episode 106: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the lost feather.
(NOTE: Watch out for mules with cold asses.)