Episode 10: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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(NOTE 1: Episode 11 is below. Something weirdly cyber happened.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the being that has compacted all language into one word and causes a painful experience for Crazy Man.

(NOTE 2: No wild life was harmed emotionally, spiritually or physically in the writing of this episode. At least, not in this dimension.)

Click here to find out more about that word.

 

Episode 11: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Wherein the path-traveling duo stumble into a path scarier even than the deep dark scary woods, a path haunted by the spaces between things.

WARNING: Some antics in this episode my be unsettling for those with normal minds. Proceed with caution. Or just close your eyes and just press a bunch of buttons and stuff on your keyboard. Works for me.

Proceed (with caution) by clicking here to read Episode 11.

 

 

 

Episode 9: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn the true meaning of flower power and discover that dandelions are not just pretty yellow lawn ornaments. 

And Crazy Man has some strange thoughts. 

Click here to read Episode 9 before it disappears down the path of adventure and new meanings. 

Episode 8: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Wherein our angst-weary travellers face almost certain death falling into the trench to hell with nothing to save them but a rusty nail…or…face certain death in the deep dark scary woods.

If you’re afraid of heights, bridges or gerbils, for God’s sake don’t download this very disturbing document.

Click here to read Episode 8.

Episode 5: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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Wherein our two strange travellers encounter “that which you fear” and come uncomfortably close to “the dreaded truth.” But…the universe laughs for exactly three minutes and twenty-two seconds. Or so the story goes. 

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Episode 4: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper

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Wherein the two travellers confront the horror of non-vegan wildlife in the deep dark winter, Crazy Man has crazy thoughts about the dog, Stepper, and the two are deeply disturbed by a gift from the heavens.

Scenes in this episode may be disturbing for those who don’t put ketchup on their KD. 

The way it should be eaten. 

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Episode 3: Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, Meet a Being That Turns Out Not To Be Anybody’s Mother. Again.

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, bare their souls in unrequited empathy, only to face the horror of the worm roots from hell. If you don’t read this episode no one will shame you. Well, some will. But some won’t. Those will be in the minority. A very small minority. But…feel free to wimp out. No hard feelings. You bastard.

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Episode 2: Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, Hungry, Motherless

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Wherein, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find a couch on the path of adventure and new meanings and have a long anguish cry or two because they’re hungry and motherless and nothing seems to make sense.

Click here to read about their gut-wrenching story.