The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and The Dog, Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Queen of Every Sandcastle and learn about how tides are party poopers.

(WARNING: Magic alert.)

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find many hours of pure joyous oblivion while not listening. 

(NOTE: This one goes out to every abandoned pier, dock and wharf. May the boats be with you.)

Click here to snooze along with Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper. 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the tears of the planet.

(NOTE: No horse fish, dolphins or mermaids are mentioned in the telling of this story. But I’ll bet someone thought about them…somewhere…when the story was told.)

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the forest that hides the big blue/green so that man and dog don’t go out of their minds.

(NOTE: Sometimes the world isn’t trying to kill you.)

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have some laughs with a waterfall and its secret desire. 

(NOTE: If you can’t laugh at the world, then laugh at something else.)

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn that it’s better to be good.

(NOTE: No toadstools were massacred in the telling of this tale. Sort of.)

Click here to learn how not to be poisoned by a mushroom. At least not all of them.

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get into a power struggle of sorts which is settled by big birds. 

(NOTE: Many trees were felled in the making of the accompanying photo.)

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, stumble upon the House of Many Species and Variables and learn about the need to sustain.

(NOTE: Yep. The tree house was toppled in real life. But no moose were harmed in its toppling.)

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are stumped by a story of unnatural feelings and their heartbreaking Karma. 

(NOTE: No trees were cut down in the telling of this story. Because we all love trees. Even the ones in the deep dark scary…well, trees.)

Click here to relish the taste of someone else’s lost hope.