It’s finally here. The second
Crazy Path…the official newsletter of the Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper. Lots of incandescent meanings and free stuff but nothing of any real value.
For actual intellectual value, I would suggest reading
Finnegan’s Wake or something equally incomprehensible. But nobody ever listens to me, so go ahead and read it. (The newsletter, not the book. I read the book. It hurt.)
I suggest that you click here if you choose not to take my advice.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, converse with a bold moon on the rise. Or not.
(NOTE: No one danced naked in the full moon light in this episode. Sorry.)
Click here to find how to get yourself in over your green cheese.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, actually have something to crow about…but would never dare…considering…
(NOTE: No mole recipes were actually given away in this story. Everyone knows that these recipes are best kept secret.)
Click here to find how not to barbecue a crow.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower that, apparently, never was.
(WARNING: This episode may include disturbing rhetoric that could be attributed to a world of confusion.)
Click here to enter a world gone crazy.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, swim against the current tide.
(NOTE: People with cell phones beware. There’s this place with no reception.)
Click here for the bridged edition.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, choose to take the long and sure way around.
(NOTE: Never listen to the lake when the fish are jumping.)
Click here to learn why you should pass on the short cut.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get into a sticky situation with a random arachnid.
(WARNING: Very disturbing spider scenes. But no spiders were harmed and no houses were burned down.)
Click here to for your chance to be caught in the web.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, botch a conversation the world was waiting for.
(OBSERVATION: When the sky is confused, confusion will reign.)
Click here to for an astounding insight on something. Or maybe not.
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, make contact with the flowers of the one window ledge.
(NOTE: The botanical accuracy of this story is currently the subject of an investigation into reality. Possibly.)
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Click here to learn why you should fear your shadow.
Welcome to the first ever newsletter for the Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper. It explains a few things, but not really, because it doesn’t talk about what it means.
Maybe in the next newsletter. I’m trying to keep it down to two pages because I hate long newsletters. You can download it here:
Click right here to go down the crazy path.