Welcome to the first 10 episodes of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper. Read the first few and you can jump in anywhere and start reading every Wednesday free of charge. But just remember…nothing good can come of this.
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“So, why should I subscribe to your newsletter, Biff?” said too many mean people in unison.
“Because,” said I, “it has many nice nice colors and lots of cool fonts. Sort of.”
“And,” I continued, “it has news of my last books and stuff along with links to free things like writing work shops, ebooks and a contest every issue. In this issue, you can win this…
That’s right…a genuine Doomsday Coffee Mug. Details are in the newsletter.
Second place winner gets an autographed copy of Boston Jonson in Murder by Art.“
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It’s finally here. The second Crazy Path…the official newsletter of the Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper. Lots of incandescent meanings and free stuff but nothing of any real value.
For actual intellectual value, I would suggest reading Finnegan’s Wake or something equally incomprehensible. But nobody ever listens to me, so go ahead and read it. (The newsletter, not the book. I read the book. It hurt.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, converse with a bold moon on the rise. Or not.
(NOTE: No one danced naked in the full moon light in this episode. Sorry.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, actually have something to crow about…but would never dare…considering…
(NOTE: No mole recipes were actually given away in this story. Everyone knows that these recipes are best kept secret.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower that, apparently, never was.
(WARNING: This episode may include disturbing rhetoric that could be attributed to a world of confusion.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, swim against the current tide.
(NOTE: People with cell phones beware. There’s this place with no reception.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, choose to take the long and sure way around.
(NOTE: Never listen to the lake when the fish are jumping.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get into a sticky situation with a random arachnid.
(WARNING: Very disturbing spider scenes. But no spiders were harmed and no houses were burned down.)
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, botch a conversation the world was waiting for.
(OBSERVATION: When the sky is confused, confusion will reign.)